35 funny messages for a wedding card

35 funny messages to write in a wedding card text. Boofle character

Attending a wedding soon? Want to share lots of love to the happy couple but don’t know where to start? When deciding what to write in a wedding card, there is lots to think about. After all, aside from memories, wedding cards are one of the only things the bride and groom have to remind them of their special day in years to come.

The happy couple will love sweet and personal wedding card wishes. But, the funniest wedding card messages are the ones they will remember in years to come! So why not write a message that is sweet, personal and funny?

If you find writing funny wedding card messages a challenge, or you’re just in need of some witty wedding wish inspiration, this is the blog for you!

What to write in a wedding card: Funny

Funny wedding card wishes are all you need to make the special couple laugh. These short and sweet messages are great for celebrating with friends, family, neighbours, or coworkers. You can use them exactly as they are or personalise them, to make them perfect for every wedding!

  1. Welcome to married life. Prepare your selves for endless laundry, shared snacks, and questionable movie choices… it’s the best. Enjoy!
  2. Here’s to your love story of laughter, adventure, and the occasional nap together on the couch! Sending lots of love on your wedding day.
  3. Congratulations on officially upgrading from annoyingly single to annoyingly married… just kidding! Thank you for sharing your beautiful day.
  4. May your love be as strong as coffee and your marriage as sweet as dessert. Congratulations!
  5. Heres to love that is as endless as your to-do list! Thank you for sharing your special day.
  6. Congrats on tying the knot! Hoping your love story is as wonderful as your wedding day.
  7. Cake and confetti time has arrived! Here’s to the start of your forever love story. I hope it’s full of endless cuddles and even more laughter.
  8. You two are the perfect match. (Like, seriously, who else would put up with the pair of you?). Wishing you many years of happiness.
  9. Happy ‘I do!’ day! Welcome to the world of ‘us’ instead of ‘me’. You will love it!
  10. Wishing you a marriage as beautiful as your day… but hopefully less expensive!
  11. Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts with two hearts and a diamond… congratulations on your wedding!

Funny wedding messages for cards to Daughter and Son in-law

Watching your daughter get married is one of life’s greatest joys. And there is no better way to express your excitement and love than with a heartfelt (and humorous) message in her wedding card!

These wedding card wishes are funny, sweet and everything you need to write a card as perfect as her on her wedding day!

  1. Welcome to the family (son in-laws name)! We can’t wait for the endless supply of embarrassing stories to share about you both.
  2. Congratulations to our beautiful Daughter and lovely son in-law! May your marriage be full of love and endless laughter.
  3. Finding the perfect wife isn’t easy, luckily (son in-laws name) managed to do it! Congratulations!
  4. Proud to celebrate your special day, you two are the perfect match. You will have a beautiful marriage full of laughter!
  5. You two are the perfect match. We’re thrilled to celebrate your love today and always.
  6. Congratulations (son in-law and daughters names)! (Now, don’t forget to spoil our daughter rotten.)
  7. Welcome to the family! We hope you’re ready for lots of family get togethers and awkward photos.

Humorous wedding card messages to Son and Daughter in-law

Trying to find the perfect words to share love to your Son and Daughter in-law on their wedding day? These funny and heartfelt messages will do the trick!

  1. Can’t believe you’re old enough to get married. Where did the time go Son?
  2. Proud parent moment… congrats on finding your person! Make her happy.
  3. Can’t believe my little boy is all grown up! I’m so happy for you and [daughter-in-law’s name]. You two are perfect together.
  4. Congratulations, son! Remember all those times I told you to find a nice girl? Well, you did it!
  5. So, you’ve officially joined the crazy family. Good luck (daughter in-laws name)! Wishing you both a beautiful marriage.
Boofle wedding card to write a funny wedding message in.

Funny things to write in a wedding card to your best friend

When writing a wedding card, making it personal and funny is the best way to bring a smile to your best friends face.

In this section, you will find some funny and thoughtful messages to write in a wedding card for your best friend. Let’s dive into some funny things to write in a wedding card that will make your best friend laugh and feel loved on their big day!

  1. Here’s to love and laughter and happily ever after!
  2. Congratulations on finding the one you love (almost as much as me).
  3. Happy wedding day! I was going to treat you to lots of lovely wedding gifts, but then I remembered you have me!
  4. May your marriage be filled with endless love and laughter from your new partner in crime.
  5. Congratulations on a lifetime of love… I guess.
  6. Can’t believe I’m actually writing this card. Congrats on your happy marriage!
  7. Congrats on finding someone who can tolerate you 24/7. You’re lucky!
  8. I’m so happy for you, but I’m also sad I’ll have to find a new wingman/wingwoman.
  9. I still can’t believe you’re getting married. Who would have thought? Congrats, though.
  10. You guys will never look this good again… so make the most of it! Happy wedding day.
  11. Can’t believe you’re actually going to share your food with someone else. Congrats on happily ever after!
  12. I’m so happy for you. Now, don’t forget about me when you’re busy being a husband/ wife.

Funny wedding card messages are best when they come from the heart. Don’t forget to add a personal touch or story to make the bride and groom happy on their special day!

Still looking for an extra-special wedding card for your friend, family member, neighbour or colleague? Lots of lovely ones are available on Boofle’s Amazon store.

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