35 Funny Valentine’s Day messages to write in a card!
Valentine’s Day is all about showing your love and appreciation for every special person in your life. Whether you are celebrating true love at first sight or love between friends, funny Valentine’s messages are the best way to do it.
Sometimes, thinking of a perfectly silly Valentine’s message to write in your card (that says exactly how you are feeling) is a task many of us don’t have time for… especially if you have more than one card to write! That’s why I have made a great list of cheesy Valentine’s Day lines and wishes. They are perfect for everyone you love, from your husband to your best friend.
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Funny Valentine messages for your husband/ boyfriend.
Sometimes, celebrating the love between you and your boyfriend or husband requires more than just the mushy stuff. So, ditch the love letters and surprise the love of your life with a Valentine’s Day message that will make him laugh! Here are some funny Valentine wishes for your husband or boyfriend that are sure to bring a smile to his face and make the day wonderful from the second he opens his card!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I love your smile. But PLEASE stop leaving your dirty dishes in a pile!
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person who can make me laugh until I cry! I love you!
- I knew you would be my partner in crime when you stole my heart. Happy Valentine’s Boyfriend and bestie all in one!
- Happy Valentine’s Day Boyfriend of my
nightmaresdreams. Love ya! - Happy Valentine’s Day to my Husband (Boyfriend)! I love you more than you could ever know.
- Loving you is like a box of chocolates… always a sweet surprise.
- Valentine’s Day wishes can be so cheesy! Brie-leave me, I read loads trying to find the perfect one!
- I love you because your exactly like me and I’m the best.
- Congratulations! You have managed to keep me for another 365 days.
- I love you even though the way you load the dishwasher drives me potty!
What to write in your wife/ girlfriends Valentine’s card, to make her smile
You tell your wife/ girlfriend how much you love her every single day of the year. So, writing a love story on Valentine’s Day may feel like a cliche.
When deciding what to write in her Valentine’s card, think of the love and laughter shared in your relationship. After all, inside jokes and shared experiences are the glue that holds relationships together! These are some of my favourite Valentine’s message for your wife or girlfriend. Don’t forget to tweak them to add a personal touch!
- Happy Valentine’s to my wife, I might love the dog more, but your my favourite human!
- I hate to admit it… I hit the jackpot when I met you. I love you!
- It’s always a special day when I get to wake up next to you. Happy Valentine’s Day cute stuff!
- There’s no price on love, but if there was I couldn’t afford ours! Your the best, I love you.
- You’re the biscuit to my tea, the cream to my coffee and the chocolate to my strawberries! Happy Valentine’s Day!
- I would choose you in every life time (unless (name of celebrity crush) was single). Just kidding, I love you lots xxx
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I can’t wait to spend this evening with the love of my life… food!
- I couldn’t be happier that we both swiped right! Love ya!
- I can’t think of the words to tell you how much I love you, but ill try anyway! I would pause (video game) for you!
- Thank god we found each other, or we would both definitely be alone forever! Love you, weirdo!
Funny Valentine messages for friends.
Valentine’s Day is for friends as well as for romantic partners and children. This is especially true with the recent celebration of Galentine’s and Palentine’s Day! So, show your love to your best friends this Valentine’s Day with a funny message in their card!
- Today is all about love and so I wanted to use it as an opportunity to let you know I how much your friendship means to me. Thanks for bringing me so much joy!
- Happy Valentine’s Day, best friends like you are hard to find… thats why we only have each other!
- Who needs a Valentine when they have a friend as wonderful as you! I mean, it would still be nice, but definitely not a necessity!
- I hope your Valentine’s Day is as lovely as you are. Happy Valentine’s Day bestie!
- You are my sunshine on every cloudy day. Happy Valentine’s day!
- They say that friends buy you food but best friends eat your food… it’s clear to see we are best friends!
- To my best friend, happy Valentine’s Day! I got you the greatest Valentine’s gift of all time… my friendship!
Valentine messages for your daughter or son!
Everyone should feel loved on Valentine’s Day, after all, it’s no longer an exclusively romantic celebration! Here are some Valentine’s messages for your daughter or sons card, to celebrate loving them more than anyone else in the world! You can tailor these funny and cute messages to suit younger or grown-up children!
- To my wonderful son/ daughter, you may think it’s ‘cringe’ when I tell you how much I love you… but I don’t care! I love you lots!
- Son/ daughter, you bring me so much pride and joy, most of the time… Have a Valentine’s Day as special as you are.
- Valentine’s wishes to our wonderful son/ daughter! Your love brightens our day endlessly, unless you’re in a mood. Have a day as lovely as you are!
- I want you to know, you make my heart as full as my laundry basket! Happy Valentine’s Day!
- You are my sunniest day and shiniest star! Thank you for making every day as your parent magical… Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Valentine’s Day greetings from you personal chefs, cleaners and chauffeurs (Mum and Dad). We love you lots!
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the largest contributor towards my to-do list! I wouldn’t have it any other way. Love you xxx
- I never could have imagined have a son/ daughter as wonderful as you! Love you lots!
If you want fun Valentine’s activities for your kids, try my Things to Make for Valentine’s Day! There are brilliant after school/ weekend activities for spending time and making memories with your children.
It is the thought that counts and knowing that someone loves you so much that they would take the time to choose and send you a Valentine’s card will make anyone’s day, so don’t worry too much about the message.
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
Lots of love,
Boofle xxx
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